WORDS WOMEN USE

1.) "FINE": This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) "FIVE MINUTES": If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes, you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) "Nothing": This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

4.) "GO AHEAD": This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!

5.) " Loud Sigh": This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing".)

6.) " THAT'S OKAY": This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means, she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) " Thanks": A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say, "you're welcome".

8.) "WHATEVER": Is a women's way of saying ----- YOU ________!

9.) " DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT": Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to #3.