Social Security

After Retiring, I went to the social security office.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home.
"I will have to go home and come back later.
"The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt.
"So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me", and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the social security office.
She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too."